bon appetite...

i have had some gastronomical experience at a few places past weeks.
and i loved it all!!!

first was a staff dinner at internat1onal family buffet...
weeks later followed by a lunch with friends at m@d jack cafe, twice!
and then a lunch with dearest family at b@doque.

wow...
boleh naik badan.

one of those days...

i skipped swimming a few weeks ago as i felt i was coming down with fever...
actual fact i was in so depressed that i just slept through the day.
and dearest aan not doing anything was making it worse.

i breakdown and had a good cry. so i thought i did.

aan thought just by leaving me to rest, was the right thing.
he got a verbal attack from me. and i cried again.

i had the feeling of being disorganised, unappreciated and unloved.

a good friend suggested that i read some verses.
feeling too crappy and freaking lazy, i didnt want to do it.
so we agreed that i should just plugged the mp3 and listen to some verses.
which i did.

and i was back on earth.

tembak aje lah

i made the chicken rice using the microwave.

pada suatu hari, selepas berkongsi sebutan baku bahasa Melayu bagi perkataan ‘bank’ dan ‘banque’ dalam bahasa Perancis, Cikgu telah memperkenalkan permainan Sahibba kepada murid-muridnya…
ada yang pernah melihat cara permainan itu tetapi lebih dikenali sebagai Scrabble.
Maka, murid-murid yang masih berusia satu digit pun bergembiralah.

Eh! Why you put ‘bang’, tak boleh tau.
Cannot speak English, later Cikgu will tell you to pay 10 cent.
Awak pun cakap English!
Cikgu, dia letak ‘bang’. Tak boleh kan?
Kenapa tidak boleh?
That is an English word!
Kenapa awak kata itu perkataan Inggeris?
‘Bang’ kan bila kita main tembak-tembak.
Bukanlah, 'bang' bila mak kita panggil bapa kita lah.
Ah lah, mama kita pun panggil baba kita 'bang'.
Cikgu, bang tu azan lah.

...kali ni cikgu tidak demam, tetapi cikgu pening sahaja.

ish ish ish...

raya was a ok. as the years before, i've enjoyed ramadhan much more than syawal.

it's the exam fever. just recently the kids had to sit for the or@l examination-reading and describe the picture lah eh.
the things these kids do that you cant stop from smiling or laughing, or just simply shake your head-in other words 'aku salah ajar ke?'...

cikgu, saya mula eh
ya, silakan
betul ni cikgu? saya boleh mula?
ya, mulakan bila kamu sudah bersedia.
jadi saya boleh mulalah ni?

cikgu, nenek saya pesan mesti baca doa sebelum saya exams.
baiklah, silakan.
tapi cikgu, saya terlupa.

cikgu, saya tak sukalah gambar ni.
awak cubalah sukakan.
tak bolehlah cikgu, itu dah bedek diri kita.


maka cikgu pun demam dua hari dua malam...


p.s: bedek ialah menipu

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Mbek mbek kambing hitam, ada bulu tak?
Ada tuan, ada tuan, tiga beg penuh.
Satu untuk tuan, satu untuk puan,
dan satu untuk lanang yang tinggal di hujung jalan.

Yippeeee...
I wrote three full articles in bahasa. I wanted to send it out for the papers... But, sekali mood takde ah. Tension giler. Ini semua pasal pekerja gomen ah. Nak marah, diaorang pun makan gaji, tapi apa pasal lah tak efisien.

Lepas tu ada pulak orang ni pi emel tanya apsal lah aku tak add dia dalam mukabuku... Ish ish ish. Tak tau ah nak cakap apa. Nak kata 'saya tak kenal awak', nampak sah bohong. Kalau kata 'saya tak suka awak', nampak sangat tiada kesantunan berbahasa. Ouch!

Lepas tu ah, my sis asked me why my 'friend' took such a long time to reply to her sms in regards to the raya kerepek order. Seriously, if you are reading this, have the decency to reply in time and not make other people wait. U did it to me many times, and the last time-gua fedup. Please, guna otak tu.

Menyampah tahap cipan ah. Ni pun rasanya pahala puasa dah kurang sebab tak dapat nak tahan kemarahan tu.

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